The Scott!?!?!? People are clamoring for more Lane Fulcrum info!
The Scott,
Listen buddy, we need more back story.
The tours have been up and running and from what I hear from Muffy, Gregory and Gerald (our new stage manager, I'll get back to that in a minute), is that the tours are going great - - -people are walking, learning how to be a part of New York but people want to know about Lane Fulcrum!
I know your schedule is full and your copies of Fulcrumism are dog-eared and worn from use, but let's get it out to the people. THE PEOPLE WHO CARE ABOUT LANE AND NYC!
I know there's a buzz about Walk w Greg & Muffy.
One last point. Gerald, the new Stage Manager, is a very qualified guide who knows the rigmarole of sherpa-ing adn all. That is clear, but I was curious to why there was a need to outsource for a Stage Manager when there is someone, maybe someone right under your nose, who is quite qualified to manage the tour. I won't mention any names but he may live in my apartment.....if you know what I mean. His name may rhyme with Shmott Shmichardson.... if you know what I mean.
Just wondering.
Scott Richardson (get the hint?)
posted by Scott Richardson at 4:09 PM
4 Comments:
Scott R,Scott R,Scott R,
I'll keep this short and sweet.
1. Where are the ever-illusive interviews which you have "conducted and researched" in your "dogged pursuit to unravel the mystery of Lane Fulcrum?" You continuously allude to them though they have yet to appear in print.
2. Furthermore, you hired our indefatigable stage manager Gerald, not I. And... if I thought you had enough time on your hands to take out the trash, let alone, pick up after yourself once in a while, I would ask you to do that before requesting you to dedicate more time and energy to Walk! with Gregory Deetz and Muffy LaGuardia.
3. Finally. These "People" who are, "clamoring for more... info" have yet to materialize. In fact all indications seem to be quite to the contrary. I'll just quote one Walk! with Gregory Deetz and Muffy LaGuardia fan who seems to appreciate the conscientious reserve I've displayed when handling Fulcrum information.
stephen.sykes@moodys.com writes...
"I just wanted to say that I went this weekend and it was one of the best things I have done in NY. I really encourage you to go..."
So there!
I guess that was neither short nor sweet, but for those of you keeping score at home that's "The Scott"- 3, Scott R.-0
Walk! on!,
The Scott
Scotts! Lets not get unfocused. I think I can safetily speak for Muffy and myself when I say that the only thing that matters is genuine almagamtion by the tour attendees -aka FAMILIAL UNITS formed on Saturday and Friday night- of the BIG PICTURE! (refer to aforementioned positive comment.)
Although it would be nice to get a little peep at these interviewees. Do you think I could contact some of them? I'm hopping like a flea on a spree to talk with these people. From a research perspective of course.
TTFN
Gregory
Scotts: I must be frank, and publicly so. Your caterwauling is the kind of behavior that one fears when one thinks of getting artistically involved with "theatre types." Aren't you even slightly ashamed at falling so easily into the stereotypical traps that plague you temperamental dramatic folk? More importanly, must you stigmatize Gregory and myself as well, by association? We walking-tour professionals have our own crosses to bear. Isn't it enough we suffer farmers tans, chafing, varicose veins and hecklers? Do what you must, but please leave us our dignity.
Oh, and post those effing interviews, asap.
Kisses,
Muffy L.
I am just some guy but it seems to me as if the situation is:
1. There are some intierviews.
2. Some guy has 'em, hasn't posted them on his website and
3. people keep writing on his website to try to get him to put the interviews on website.
Dude, just put the f*cking interviews up, don't be a douche. It's like your friends or whatever want you to put 'em, so, like, just put 'em up.
Whatever
PS Is this website about walking?
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